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Felt Crab Hat!

Why You Need a Crab Hat

1. As nonverbal communication: You can wear it to warn your spouse that he/she may not get lucky that night.

2. As a disciplinary tool: You can make your children wear the hat when they're especially crabby. This is in lieu of putting them in the dog house. If this doesn't work, put your child to bed. You may also have to use this on your spouse/partner.

3. As a productivity tool at work: Every office needs a crabby hat. It must be shared. Need I say more?

4. As a de-stressor in the grocery store: Wear it to your grocery store and stand near the fish department. Say you're feeling like a little crab tonight. I did this on New Year's Eve.

5. As a gift: Give it as a birthday or Christmas gift. I do not recommend giving these hats as Valentine's Day or Mother's Day gifts.

6. As a head-warmer: These hats are plush and toasty warm.

7. As a laughter-inducer: Most people laugh at the Crabby Hats. Others will ignore you. You can laugh at them, instead.

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